I’ve never been so thrilled by a low-speed scooter accident.
Listen, a lot of crazy stuff has gone down on The Ellen Show this year. Whether it’s Ellen totally forgetting about Katy Perry’s marriage to Russell Brand…
…conducting this truly wild interview with Jessica Simpson…
…or catching one of her audience members stealing merchandise, it feels like each week on the show has been crazier than the last. And I’m here to tell you that the trend does not show ANY signs of slowing down. In fact, you might say things have…SPED UP.
TO TWO MILES PER HOUR.
Earlier this year, Ellen challenged Zach Braff to a scooter race. Pretty standard stuff, TBH.