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Help, I’ve crushed and I can’t get up.

This year was one big dumpster fire 🔥 but let us — for a moment — indulge in the frivolous joy and distraction that is crushing on completely unobtainable people.

This year was one big dumpster fire 🔥 but let us — for a moment — indulge in the frivolous joy and distraction that is crushing on completely unobtainable people.

Here are the ladies you dreamed about this year as you clutched your pillow at night — don't worry, you weren't alone.

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Stephanie Beatriz

Stephanie Beatriz

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Instagram: @www.instagram.com/iamstephbeatz/?hl=en

TBH, I’m not sure who to crush on more: Beatriz or her onscreen persona. Let’s go with both.

TBH, I'm not sure who to crush on more: Beatriz or her onscreen persona. Let's go with both.

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Kehlani

Kehlani

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The singer, who often speaks openly about her bisexuality, uses both male and female pronouns in her lyrics — so start adding to your playlists now.

The singer, who often speaks openly about her bisexuality, uses both male and female pronouns in her lyrics — so start adding to your playlists now.

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Lena Waithe (and her Emmy)

Lena Waithe (and her Emmy)

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And until then… rewatch her Emmy speech with some tissues.

And until then... rewatch her Emmy speech with some tissues.

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Sarah Paulson

Sarah Paulson

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May we all strive to live a *bit* more like Paulson in 2018.

Instagram: @mssarahcatharinepaulson

Emma Portner (who happens to be Ellen Page’s girlfriend)

Emma Portner (who happens to be Ellen Page's girlfriend)

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Take a few minutes of your day to ~unwind~ with her, you won’t regret it.

Instagram: @emmaportner

Sara Ramirez

Sara Ramirez

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Speaking of Madame Secretary, Ramirez is serving a LOT of butch realness on set — which she documents for us on her Instagram, thank goodness.

Instagram: @therealsararamirez

Annie Clark (and her guitar)

Annie Clark (and her guitar)

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Never change, Clark.

Instagram: @st_vincent

Hayley Kiyoko

Hayley Kiyoko

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*Dances into another year filled with Kiyoko jams*

*Dances into another year filled with Kiyoko jams*

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Evan Rachel Wood

Evan Rachel Wood

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Keep on keepin’ on, cowgirl.

Keep on keepin' on, cowgirl.

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Tegan and Sara (DUH)

Tegan and Sara (DUH)

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Also, unrelated — this tweet happened this year as well. OK, moving on.

Also, unrelated — this tweet happened this year as well. OK, moving on.

@JERDEEEE

The one, the only, Kate McKinnon

The one, the only, Kate McKinnon

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*Places lovingly on my own grave*

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Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart

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Besides giving us her freshly shaved head, she also gave us the gift of *gestures wildly* THIS sentence on SNL:

Besides giving us her freshly shaved head, she also gave us the gift of *gestures wildly* THIS sentence on SNL:

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And those four little words meant a whole lot to a whole lot of people.

And those four little words meant a whole lot to a whole lot of people.

So, I mean, whew. And while we missed watching her on the big screen for the most part of this year, in 2018 we get to see her star in Lizzie, a psychological thriller based on the 1892 murders of the Borden family. Sign me up!

@lleuadau

But let’s not forget that this year the first ever Lesbian Superbowl occurred. You know, when Stewart appeared in that Totino’s parody Superbowl ad.

But let's not forget that this year the first ever Lesbian Superbowl occurred. You know, when Stewart appeared in that Totino's parody Superbowl ad.

Thanks for saving 2017, Stew.

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